Monday, September 11, 2006

Aretha Monster

And now here's a new little segment I like to call, "Aretha? What Happened?"

We all saw her just a few short weeks ago with her "ch-ch-chain of boobs" hanging out of her dress and now we get to feast our eyes on this get-up. She's really giving Cookie Monster a run for his money while Aretha performs at the "United Negro College Fund's 28th Annual 'An Evening of the Stars' Tribute to Aretha Franklin." Imagine trying to add that title to a t-shirt? What better way to honor yourself than sing at your own ceremony. From what I hear she really brought down the Kodak Theater in Hollywood, but brought up her blood pressure and cholesterol. In a related story, Cookie Monster is on Atkins.

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