Thursday, September 28, 2006

Britney and Christina Make Up Not Out

How to you stop years of useless feuding? Well, large sums of money of course! Christina Aguoereaksdlamdasa allegedly bought Britney's new baby, SPF2, a $570 gift bag. Inside this pot of gold gift included a hooded towel, overalls, slippers, and a crockery set.

Wow, that's a nice gift, but definitely not worth $570. What a great friend! The most my friends ever give is a beer...maybe a Vodka Tonic if it's my birthday or the holidays. I'm glad that these two have finally made up. I mean it doesn't matter about past feuds or name calling because when it really comes down to it Christina and Britney have one common ground: Skanky White Trash. Yeah, that's right. Sluts of the world unite!

No word yet if Christina's husband plans to get Parliament Lights and a 40 of Schlitz for Kevin Bottom Feederline.

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1 comment:

mattisfaction said...

i am totally lolling at "SPF2"