Monday, September 25, 2006

Constantine Makes a Career Out of This?


Seriously? Old American Idol contestant, Constantine Maroulis, seems to be making quite a career out of "facial expressions" and "hand gestures." Yup, you know what that means? Constantine is the new and improved Charo! Charo clearly made an entire life/career out of one phrase, and one phrase only: "Coochie Coochie." If "The Love Boat" was still on the air, he would be making a guest appearance and would only make that face and collect his paycheck.

Constantine was appearing on TRL. Why? Who cares. I lost interest in this story halfway through me writing about it. I think he's in a new Broadway play. I'm sure he's making that face.

Who Shot That Face!?!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's a smarmy dude.

Rori said...

But But But, don't you know he is the hardest working guy in show business? He has worked almost ONE month straight and not missed one day of work! Oh wait. He did miss some early morning radio interviews. He seems to not do well in the morning. You know how it is. You hit 30 and it just not so easy to stay up all night using drugs and drinking.

I blogged about you. Come on over. Oh, and if you ever want more FUN FUN photos of Constantine making a career out of making faces? We have the world's largest collection at itsgoodtobeus.net. We used to love him. Now we just like to hear what it was like to be naked with him and mock his fans. What can I say. The internet brings out the bitch in some people. Know what I mean?

Anonymous said...

Oh Rori, please keep the URL for Angie's pathetic "I still love him and think he secretly loves me, he just won't admit it" forum where it belongs-to yourselves. It's more than a year already-don't you think Angie should move on, get a job, some medication, and most importantly a LIFE? Shouldn't you be at your AA meeting Rori? Or is it Weight Watchers? Take DIANE with you. One word for you all: "MOO"

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Rori, and if there is an authority of sorts on using drugs and drinking, it's you and Angie. Get a life already. Pot kettle BLACK?

And yeah, they have AA meetings every hour. Try going to a few.

Anonymous said...

Rori needs a new hobby. Maybe her hair needs some more blue dye to hide the gray.
Note to Rori: Get Life.
And tell your psycho friend Angie to take a cue from KC and move on.

Pop Culture said...

I'm very confused by this. What the hell is everyone talking about?

Anonymous said...

Rori used to be a huge Constantine fan, and now supposedly hates him. She goes from website to blog to website, posting what a loser he is. She's kind of funny but mostly pathetic. Really, how pathetic is she going around making fun of some D-list celebrity?

I'm guessing the other "anonymous" posters are a posse of Confans who like to make fun of Rori making of Con. They think they're defending Con yet they say Con is a loser, but spend all their time keeping tabs on everything he does.

Obviously, Constantine has very strange fans. Which works, because he's strange too.

Anonymous said...

Rori used to be a huge Constantine fan, and now supposedly hates him. She goes from website to blog to website, posting what a loser he is. She's kind of funny but mostly pathetic. Really, how pathetic is she going around making fun of some D-list celebrity?

I'm guessing the other "anonymous" posters are a posse of Constantine Defenders who like to make fun of Rori making fun of Con.

Obviously, Constantine has very strange fans. Which works, because he's strange too.

Anonymous said...

Rori is a fat, short old hag who chooses to waste her life being a minion of the very disturbed, psychotic, unemployed lawyer named Angie M. Angie "met" him briefly a YEAR ago-she thinks the dude loves her but the reality is he hates her crazy ass. Sadly, she can't just move on and get a job and a life. She sits online 24/7 harrassing him and his fans, because he's not returning her LOVE for him. She and Rori just claim they hate him-truth is Angie's nuts and thinks he loves her as much as she loves him. Rori? Rori just wishes she could have "loved" him last year too.
"Now we just like to hear what it was like to be naked with him"-Yes Rori, your life is reduced to wishing your fat, ugly old self could be naked with him. *barfs*

Rori you're old enough to be his mother, and Angie's too-how sad are you that you have nothing more worthwhile to do. Their pathetic little bunch of freaks troll the Internet to find new and different places to post the link to their pathetic forum where they make fun of him and his fans. Just ignore them and hopefully they go away.

Donna said...

Constantine fans are a strange bunch. Even he makes fun of them! Calls them the "fat over 40 fangirlys with money". Nice guy.

Anonymous said...

To Rori, Diane and Angie. Get a life. Go get laid. (Ooh, sorry Diane. I forgot what you look like for a minute). Stop posting your psychotic rambling on every website which your googling brings up when you type in the word "constantine". I am so sick of the tired out story Angie. And so is everyone else outside of your band of little asskissers. It's time to move on. Wake up Angie. He doesn't want you.