Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Laguna Beach Gossipy Fiesty Recap

Wow the week flies by! It's that time again, my friends, for when we all get to see what we've learned from the zany kids of Laguna Beach, season tres.

Well, first off, it's always a plus to see LC making her guest appearance, in a bikini, in a hot tub. Good for her. I've also learned, in this episode, that girls can be bitches! Ok, not all (please refrain from the hatemail), but some girls can be. I also chalk it up to them being in highschool, but still, bitches.

Raquel seems to have dressed up in her "Cami" costume for this episode and be a complete douche to Breanna. At the same time Lexi (and who the hell is she?) practices her ballet and hip-happening dance moves in front of her friend Tara, just as the guys call them for a double date. Seriously, I am getting way to old for this shiz.

Back to Raquel and Breanna. Raquel, the blonde Lindsay Lohan, gets Breanna up to speed on why they aren't friends anymore. Cue to Breanna crying and Raquel patting Breanna like a robot. Very loving.

Next up, the double date, or as I like to call it, "Date with Dumb and Dumber and Dumb and Dumber." They can't read the menu, they use their cell phones in the restaurant, and are wearing t-shirts in the fancy-pants restaurant. Way to go dudes. You're so getting laid tonight.

Finally, it wouldn't be a Laguna Beach 3 episode without Cami wearing the same exact black tanktop and Kyndra slurring all of her words together. Once Cami arrives at Breanna's party, she is definitely boobs to the wind, as in every episode. Sidenote that Breanna's house is friggin' insane I would kill kill kill to live there.

Breanna disses Raquel and they play the typical game of "Tom and Jerry." Awkward city! Oh highschool hijinks! What will they think of next. Until next time!

1 comment:

Lori said...

I'm fixated on how gross Cami is! She is totally on track to be that girl who, 5 years after high school, has married a sleazy salesman, gained 50 pounds, and has five snotty-nosed children. AND still thinks she's all that. Barf-o-rama!