Monday, September 25, 2006

Mammaries, Like the Corners of My Mind


There is a good chance that I will mistype many words in this post, as I've poured bleach directly into my eyes. Nothing quite says "Hello Monday" like Barbara Streisand showing off her cans. Again, people seem not to know about what camera flashes will do to some black shirts. Who knew Babs was packing guns like these? I wonder if she has to check them at the airport?

Please note, do not pour bleach into your eyes like I have. If continued burning continues please immediately contact a medical professional. Babs will be receiving my lawsuit momentarily.

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