Thursday, September 07, 2006

Paris Hilton Arrested!


Holy breaking news Batman!!! CNN is reporting that Paris Hilton has been ARRESTED in LA for suspicion of driving under the influence!

Here's the deal:

"Hilton, great granddaughter of hotelier Conrad Hilton, was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m. in Hollywood", said police Officer I. Isabella, who declined to give his first name.

"The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence," Isabella said, reading a police statement.
Kimberly Stewart, Rod Stewart's daughter, reportedly was in the vehicle with Hilton.
Paris Hilton's publicist said that she had been up for 24 hours and only had 1 magherita. Yeah yeah. I've used that one before too!

Hilton, 25, was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI and released.


Holy crap! Free Paris! Free Paris! Free Paris! More details to come as the become available!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope that she stays in jail!!!!! She is worthless and needs to learn that she is not God's gift to this earth. But I know that, just like all celebrities, she will just get a slap on the wrist and it will be just like nothing happened.

Lori said...

Throw yourself under the bus NOW, Paris!

Anonymous said...

My dreams have come true. I would love to see what they would do to her in the slammer.

Anonymous said...

who's paris?

Debil Dog said...

I heard when they did a cavity search that they pulled Perez out of her ass!

thierry6969 said...

Great !

A stripsearch among others ?
"Ok Hilton Strip now" !

To the shower ?

A good catfight ....?

Any suggestion ?