Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Whitney Houston Files For Divorce


In what can only be described as the best career decision anyone has ever made...ever...in the world...Whitney Houston has, in fact, filed for divorce from her husband Bobby Brown.

Her publicist has told the Associated Press this information, but would not provide any additional details.

No word yet, if Whitney plans to run away with Osama Bin Laden so they can finally be together and honeymoon in Turjekistan together. I mean, it's not right, but it's ok. This news just really gets me so emotional. No matter what Whitney decides, I will always love you.

My score for Whitney song puns = 3.

I'll provide more updates as they arise.

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