Thursday, October 26, 2006

Adopt a Homeless Celebrity


Move over Namibia and Malawi (or whatever the hell it's called) there is a new place to adopt. Right here in the good old U S of A! Why bother adopting a young child that you need to teach, raise, pay for, etc when you can adopt a homeless celebrity right here in your very own backyard. They're already potty trained (well almost all of them), they already have their own careers, and one of them is already a billionaire and I'm sure they'll make room in their will for you! All that these homeless celebrities really need is a good scrubbing, clothes that fit, clean clothes, perhaps a shave, and maybe even a little coffee (well not for the Olsen...it will stunt her growth).

So, for $1.00 a day, the price of a half a cup of cold coffee from a seedy diner, you too can adopt your very own homeless celebrity. Can you look them in the eye and really say no?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll adopt Keanu Reeves.. :o)