Thursday, October 05, 2006

Fozworth Has Umbrella, Gets Career

I guess all it takes is some type of prop and you are on your way to fame and fortune. Fozworth Bentley grabbed his umbrella and microphone and performed at Lotus yesterday in front of literally 10's of people. Wasn't this dude Diddy's assistant at one point? And what the hell could he be singing about? And more importantly, why does he think the umbrella is a good idea?

It was good to see Vanessa Simmons at the event, especially since losing her little sister just shortly after she was born. It was, however, not good to see Jayde (in the background behind Vanessa) as she is a retard. Yep, I went there.

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