Friday, October 06, 2006

Jessica Biel Can't Afford a Gym


I'm going to start walking around with a donation can for Jessica Biel so that I can buy her an actual gym membership. It seems that every time we see her working out with her trainer she is outside, or more specifically, in a walkway of an office building.

As a sidenote, she is in insane shape and could totally kick my ass. Her arms are getting way to big though for my taste. Those are the arms of Angela Bassett in the Tina Turner movie. Scary. Now it's time for me to say my obligatory, "She's a man, baby, yeah!"

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