Monday, October 02, 2006

What a Waste of a Dry Hump!




Jessica Simpson's hairdresser (barber?), Ken Paves, opens up his new salon and apparently it is a Hollywood event. Right on the red carpet, Jessica gives Ken the dry-hump of his life and he looks lifeless. How disappointing! I would trade places in a nanosecond, although in the end I wouldn't know how to cut hair, but I would die a happy man after the dry-hump from Jessica. By the way, do I get extra points for saying "dry-hump" 17 times? Dry-hump.

Other celebs in attendance for this primetime event were Eva Longoria, fresh of the potential break up with her boyfriend, Carmen Electra, and the original lollipop head, Lara Flynn Boyle.

Who Shot That Dry Hump!?!

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