Monday, November 06, 2006

Doogie Howser Did Not Love Wanda

"Multiple Persons" magazine has reported that Neil Patrick Harris, "Doogie Howser" likes dudes. Would that technically have made him the youngest gay doctor on record? Wait, was Doogie Howser not real? More importantly, what must Wanda be thinking about all of this? I mean she gave him the best years of her teenage life and he was more into Vinnie Delpino than her?

Here's what Neil Doogie Patrick Howser Harris MD had to say in People:

"The public eye has always been kind to me and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships. So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions, and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest."

I don't care, I still feel bad for Wanda. More importantly, why is this news? Anyway from talking about this to Saddam Hussein I'd say this is a pretty well rounded blog. Hopefully next up, crotch shots of an Olsen twin or ghost boobs from Jessica Simpson. If you listen carefully you can almost hear the world imploding. Good day.

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