Monday, November 20, 2006

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It looks as if all the hoopla may come to an end (ish) if Britney has her way with the alleged "Britney/Kevin" sex tape from their honeymoon 2-years ago. A random unnamed source close to Britney (yeah, must be real close) has claimed that Britney may just end up giving the sex tape away for free so that Kevin can't make a dime off of it. Or...better yet, Britney also mentioned posting a clip of it on Myspace. Score. Hopefully she'll except my "friend request" before it's too late.

According to this random source, "Half of nuthin' is nuthin', and that's what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it."

You can almost hear an audience in the background chanting, "Go Ricky! Go Ricky! Go Ricky!" No word yet if the "random source" then shot a gun in the air and yelled "yeee haw!"

In other Britney news, she was spotted in Vegas over the weekend with her previous manager, Larry Rudolph, (photo above) to work on her new album and she even found the time to hang out with Mario Lopez. Random.

Who Claims This Crap!?!

2 comments:

Hank said...

Is Britney ever going to stay home with those kids that she was dying to have (why else do you think she hooked up with a known babymaker).

Yeah she lost the weight but she is beginning to look worn out

Anonymous said...

Its just a matter of time before Brit's kids are off to foster parents...