Paris is very busy filming a commercial for Vespa and she needs to know how to say some Italian phrases like, "My name is Paris Hitlon." Yeah, crazy Italian slang like that definitely needs to be put up on cue-cards like that. I mean, who can remember their own name in a different language. What is even more surprising to me is that Paris can actually read. Good for her! Sound out your words, Paris, sound out your words!
Recently it has been alleged that as part of the new season of The Simple Life, Paris Hilton wants to be the first celebrity in space. Oh please let me push the button that send her to outer space...PLEASE!
Oh, P.S, Bugs Bunny was the first celebrity in space....duh!