Monday, November 13, 2006

Jude Law and Sienna Miller Kill It

The train-wreck of a relationship has come to a full and complete stop. Please make sure to check your seat-backs for any personal belongings during your train-wreck flight. Please note, some of your belongings may have shifted during train-wreck take-off and train-wreck landing. Cell phones and other electronic devices are now permitted for use. Thanks Jude Law and Sienna Miller for flying train-wreck airlines!

Yeah, so Jude Law and Sienna Miller have decided to end their jacked-up relationship. According to a random source and People Magazine:

"It's a mutual decision. They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed."

No word if the person who was quoted had a horrible British accent and poor dental hygiene, but one can imagine.


Lori said...

Whoooo boy, never saw that one coming! :::insert major eyeroll here:::

Captain Great said...

I thought they broke up over a year ago.

Their refusal to break up over the whole nanny thing was clearly an attempt to feature prominently in the women's mags for another year.

Anonymous said...

Well if they are anything like me and my ex there are several drunken phone calls and hook-ups to look forward to. Cheap Liquor=True Love