Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Pam Anderson is Dead to Me

Pam Anderson Lee Hep Rock has ghost boobs and is dead to me. I reported previously that Pam has hit the wall. I now report that she hit the wall, went through the wall, hit her head on the studs in the wall, fell out the other side of the wall, dropped 10 stories, hit the ground, went through the ground, hit a gas pipe under the ground, went through that, fell into China, hit the Great Wall of China, bumped her head on some chopsticks, got run over by a rickshaw, and then had hot duck-sauce thrown at her face. Poor Pam had provided me with literally minutes of fun throughout my youth. Now, I just feel old. I seem to spend more time looking up suitable nursing homes for Pam vs. nude pictures of her.

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