Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Sharon Stone: The Little Hooker That Could


Hmmm someone looks like they are in a traditional street walkers warm up suit! Sharon Stone is totally "The Little Hooker That Could." She, like "The Little Engine That Could" needs to cart her caboose about the street to make a drop off, if you know what I mean!? She's kinda looking like a man baby, yeah! (insert Austin Powers accent).

It has been reported that recently Sharon Stone left an AIDS charity fundraiser after the doll that they made to resemble her didn't end up looking like her at all. Now in all fairness to the doll makers all they really needed to do is take a Barbie Doll and move the boobs down 5 inches, move the eyes up 3 inches, move the eyebrows up 1 inch, cut off 7 inches of hair, lower the jowls 3 inches, whiteout the teeth (with two coats of whiteout), and slap on a white dress for "easy access crotch flashing." What's the big deal? See, this is what you get when you have a major toy manufacturer creating these dolls. All you really need are some skilled, yet tired, under aged children in India (for example) assembling these dolls. From what I hear, if you take away their lunch break, turn up the heat by 50 degrees, and chain one of their legs to the desk they work MUCH quicker.

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