Friday, November 03, 2006

Tom Cruise to Work 40 Hours a Week

Tom Cruise got his workers permit signed by his parents and can now work a full time job! Tom Cruise is partnering up with MGM to bring back United Artists movie studio. This deal which is giving Tom and his business partner, Paula Wagner, major ownership in the new studio, will also include Tom being allowed to act again in his own movies. Great. You can blame MGM for this. Well get ready for more bad movies and shit eating grins in every upcoming Cruise movie. No word yet if Suri will run production.

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