Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Amanda Wyatt & Keith Urban: Secret Skanks


Uh oh, it looks like Nicole Kidman may be getting the shiz-end of the stick again. First, she was almost locked up in a Scientologist prison/marriage to Tom Cruise and now it looks as if Keith Urban may have had an affair (or 10) even while Keith and Nicole were engaged.

It's strange that Amanda Wyatt (the model is has come out to tell this story) would want this type of publicity. Oh wait, it's a career move. Ok, sometimes I'm a little slow on the draw. Here's what Amanda Wyatt had told a UK newspaper (allegedly, allegedly, oh yeah and allegedly):
  1. Keith was boozing and drugging up a storm (perhaps he is responsible for El Nino?)
  2. She and Keith had unprotected sex while he and Nicole were dating (that's clean, whore)
  3. She was a Keith Urban groupie (classy)
  4. Urban was "reckless in bed" (where a helmet, skank)
  5. The two enjoyed bubble baths in his hot tub (thanks Mr. Bubble)

She sounds like a real class act. He sounds like a complete mess. The two sound perfect together. I'm really pulling for these two crazy kids. Similar to Ross and Rachel, I hope these two get together someday.

Look, I wouldn't toss her out of bed for getting animal cracker crumbs on the sheets, but...really? With her? She kinda has a bit of a snaggle tooth/teeth and in some shots she kinda looks like a man baby, yeah! I mean, if he was going to cheat he should have totally cheated up, not cheated down. Keith totally cheated down and I'm not really a big Nicole Kidman fan. Oh by the way, it totally came to me right after I saw these pictures of Amanda that I felt like I had seen her before....but where? But where? Then it hit me. Holy crap. Kyndra from Laguna Beach Season Three (minus the snaggle tooth/teeth). Yup, they totally look alike - just check out the pictures. I mean I don't want to toot my own horn, but "toot-toot." I am totally dead the F on every-single-time. Correct me if I'm wrong. Go 'head. I dare ya.

Who Whored Those Words!?! and Who Shot Amanda/Kyndra!?!

8 Leave a Comment!:

Anonymous said...

I know Amanda personally and I think you should watch your accusations. She is a wonderful person with a great heart. All this is just a chance for the tabloids to start some gossip. She would NEVER say 95% of the things that I've read...It's just absolutely ridiculous. People are saying that she is doing this for her "15 minutes of fame"...Not so much. She could care less about the media. Keith came into her life a while back, for goodness sakes, we live in Nashville, there are stars everywhere, we see all types of singers/song writers....It's a small town. People can talk all they want, but I promise none of this will bring her down. She's too strong willed for that. Just think about other people and their side of the story before you pop off. Keith is the one with the problems here....and I'm a big fan of his...always have been, but this is ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Hey, if you know Amanda personally, can you enlighten the rest of us regarding her rap sheet? I hear she's heading to court yet again on Jan 3rd for beating & kicking the shit out of another girl at a bar. Her second time doing that from what I understand. Sure does sound like "a wonderful person with a great heart". And if she's not doing this for her 15 minutes, why is she doing this? Maybe she needs the money for her legal fees?

Anonymous said...

One more thing, according to Brad Schmidt from WKRN in Nashville, Amanda couldn't talk to him because she is "under contract"? Under contract with whom? Another tabloid perhaps.

Anonymous said...

Drugs drugs drugs,,make us do foolish things. Keith and Nicole are competent, intelligent, talented people. I'm sure they are both good problem solvers or they wouldn't be where they are today. I am proud of both of them for the responsibility they take in working out the issues and it's refreshing to see them buddy up in life! Good luck!

Anonymous said...

I just think it's funny that they call her a model. SHe's not a model. She is/was a stripper. Not the same thing. Also, everybody that goes out in Nashville knows Amanda. I'm not sure what parts of the story she's denying...but I can tell you one thing...I do believe this story...and I'm sure that it happened and it's true.

justice1 said...

Amanda Wyatt was just aired on the Nashville new station 2 Of course she was coming out of a court room after being charged with assault in a bar room fight. She claimed she never said any of that to the press that it was all fabracted by the new writer. In the interview There was also a local musician on who stood up for her, and stated that she was involved with Urban. He stated Wyatt was filmed in one of his music videos. He was the artist who in 2006 ran the Tour for a Cure scam that took money for Cancer Research for children. He received donation and never donated the funds. Even the foundations he had set for the donations to go for dropped him for his false claims. His tour never took off and none of the funds were ever returned. Wondering now if Amanda was also part of that scam.

KeithUrbanLuver4Ever said...

to justice1. Keith never did that! you guys are just makin up a bunch of crap that isn't true!!! Keith is one of the nicest country muscians ever!!! You all know nothing about him

Anonymous said...

SHE'S A STRIPPER!! buck 50 is her stage name..come on but you say she's NOT trashy?? look her up on myspace.