Thursday, December 14, 2006

Britney is Way Too Busy For a Bra

I have to admit, Britney really is a triple-threat in every sense of the word. I never wanted to give Britney so much credit as to say she's a triple threat, but she really is. Oh wait, I don't mean triple threat in regards to singing, acting, and dancing. I actually mean "triple threat" in regards to seeing her ass, boob, and stanky putanky. We have now seen it all. She's actually just officially tied Paris Hilton. I'm not sure if I can officially change the name of the game from "Is That Paris Hilton Ass, Boob, or Stanky Putanky?" to "Is That Britney Ass, Boob, or Stanky Putanky?" I'll have to wait and see how Britney does over the next few months, but if she keeps up this stellar behavior I may have to change the name of the game.

Britney was out at Element and then went partying at a house party until 4 am...just like an normal new mother would do. However, that aside, let's take a peek at the brilliance of the stains on her skirt and running down her leg. Absolutely brilliant! I mean, is that piss? vodka? sweat? The possibilities are endless! Keep up the good work Britney. If you have a third child maybe you can name the baby after its new father, "DSS." God Bless. One love.

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