Monday, December 11, 2006

Elliot Yasmin Loses Idol, Wins Teeth

There is nothing I like better than before and after teeth pictures. It's a sickness really. I mean it's not as bad as my sister's obsession with before and after pictures of people on crystal meth, but it definitely comes in a close second. Plus, anyone who throws in "Porcelain DiVinci Veneers" really takes the cake for me.

If you remember, Elliot had some really busted teeth, but they weren't that bad.....or they were. In fact, they were so bad that it cost $50,000 to fix. Wouldn't a head transplant have been cheaper? For me, here's the best part of the story:

"He loves to laugh, he loves to smile," says girlfriend Jaime Paetz, 28, a model who met Yamin, also 28, after he appeared on the FOX talent hunt this season. "I liked his old teeth, but if (the veneers) make him happy, then I'm happy."

Uh, yeah. Jaime Paetz, a model......yeah a model. She happen to meet Elliot after he was on Idol. Any chance you think that if he asked her out before he was on Idol with those teeth she would have said "no?" I need to get myself famous STAT.


Lori said...

You need to lose one "s" in your title, Uncle IBBB. Perhaps you were channeling a little Baywatch when you put that extra consonant in Yamin?

Anonymous said...

That had me in tears from laughing so hard! Love it IBBB!!!

Anonymous said...

She had a boyfriend at the time she met Elliot-she left her man when she saw dollar signs in the future with Elliot. They may have something now...but they sure didn't when they met!

Anonymous said...

lol she had a bf??? a girl like sure she did see dollar signs...loved your comment...

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