It's really important that we remember the important things when it comes to the holiday season....you know, like Christmas Cameltoe. I'm sorry, that was wrong of me. I guess what I really meant to say was, "Holiday" cameltoe because cameltoe really doesn't belong to any one religion. That's the beauty of "the toe."
Mariah Carey is sporting some holiday cameltoe in the front and in the back, which I believe it a first in the cameltoe community. I'd also like to make mention of the toothless crackwhore just behind Mariah. I bet she's going right for Mariah's champagne. By the way, do you carry champagne with you outside when it's snowing? Maybe that's just what the rich and famous do. I've also kept my word on the cameltoe rating system called: ImBringingBloggingback Celebrity Cameltoe Rating System...to the Stars! This time, Mariah has been awarded 3 out of 4 camels. What an honor. While normally I would have given her just two camels, because of the ass cameltoe I had to add one camel to the mix. I hope I can one day in 2007 award Mariah 4 out of 4 camels.
So what else is going on with Mariah besides just front and back cameltoe? Funny you should ask. Mariah is now in the process of developing her own line of perfume. Now do you think the scent will be similar to "the toe?" Only time will tell. I hope she names it Glitter Toe. Rumors are also floating that Mariah is working on a book about her life titled "500 Hours" that talks about her time in beauty school. Uh, awesome? I can't wait for them to make it into a movie as I do not like books.
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