Thursday, December 14, 2006

Whores Told to Hide While in London

Not sure if this really falls into the "pop culture" category but when I read this story on CNN I figured it was worth a laugh or two. After a prostitute serial killer is still on the loose in London, UK officials have a message for all "ladies of the night"....stay off the streets!

What kind of a world do we live in when a common whore can't even walk the streets and feel safe anymore. I blame the war in Iraq. Wait, can we pin it on the war? Let's try.

Sure I totally feel bad that "innocent" women or anyone for that matter that is killed....very sad. But is it just me or is it a little crazy that there is an actual alert for hookers. I picture an alarm going off in London ad the just hundreds of hookers running in every direction and taking cover. Run you skanky little whores, RUN!

The police are offering a $491,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the murderer. Let's hope they solve this mystery soon so that the streets of London can be filled with whores, hookers, and skanks just like it was in times of yesteryear.

1 comment:

mattisfaction said...

$491,000??? that's like, 98200 five-dollar hookers!!!