Monday, July 31, 2006

Word to Lindsay Lohan's Mother!


Lindsay Lohan's mother (Dina) is really getting into the mix! In case you haven't heard yet, Lindsay Lohan got a verbal spanking from her boss, James G Robinson, because she called in sick on the set of her upcoming movie "Georgia Rule". She said it was exhaustion, James Robinson basically said she was a drunken whore (he didn't say that, but you get the picture). Yadda yadda yadda.

Now, Dina Lohan is all up in arms and is claiming Lindsay really did have exhaustion and that the studio wouldn't even give her water, etc. Hey f*ck face, go get your own water. I know, crazy concept.

Personally, I couldn't care less about this. What I am more interested in is how white-trash appearing Dina is. According to Access Hollywood Dina was quoted saying that she thinks that Lindsay will win an Academy Award for her work in "Georgia Rule."

Yes Dina. Now get back to your own work. Thank you.

As a side note, Lindsay Lohan also appears to suffer from "LHS" just like Nicole Richie. As a friendly reminder, LHS is Lollipop Head Syndrome. See this link right here for an explanation and pictorial diagram.

George Michael Ordered to Pick Up Trash After Picking Up Trash

After George Michael allegedly tried to pick up some trash near a van (cruising for sex) he now has been ordered to pick up trash on the streets. This dude is not having a good year.

In order to really try to hide from the media, Michael George (reverse that) is now going to take legal action against the dude who claimed they had a gay encounter. George Michael is going sue crazy. Watch out or you'll be next! That's right, we're talking to you.



Read some more of the story by clicking on this very nice link. See that wasn't so bad now was it?

Mel + Gibson = Rehab



Looks as if Mel Gibson will be crashing into rehab for his reported alcoholism. While we do applaud this (we're not clapping right now, it's just a figure of speech) we feel like Mel really had no other choice. After all of this drunken hoopla what choice did he really have? Never-the-less (extra points for a big word like that) we wish Mel the best. We hope he gets well soon so that he can put his focus back into making really bad movies (joke recycled from yesterday).

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Mel Gibson: One Tequilla, Two Tequilla, Three Tequilla and Apparently Many Many More


As you have probably already heard our pal (we don't know him) Mel Gibson was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence of too many wine-coolers. We made that part up, as we have no idea what he was drinking.

Apparently Mel was so drunk when he was pulled over in Malibutox (Malibu + Botox = Malibutox, not to be confused with Malibuttocks) that he began yelling at the arresting officer and even throwing in some antisemantic slurs, and not just "slurs" because he was drunk!

Here is a little excerpt (from TMZ.com) from what Mel was spuing just the other day:

This was what he "allegedly" said to the officer who was arresting him:

You mother fucker. I'm going to fuck you." The arresting officer's report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me."

Nice huh? As far as the bad comments go, feel free to check it out at the TMZ website.

While many other people are poking fun at Mel Gibson for his behavior, etc we decided to take the high road on this (and not just because we're high). Alcoholism sounds like a real bitch and, you know what, people make mistakes. While we have yet to get drunk enough to get racial or antisemantic we have said and done some pretty stupid things.

Let's let this one slide on good ole' Mel and only poke fun at him when he makes bad movies.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Shiloh When I Was Young

Seriously, these two need to go. While some people say this is the latest and greatest from Madame Tussads Wax Museum, I say this is an action snapshot of the lively couple and their little nino. Angie, Bradly, and Shi-town; the family photo.


Yowza! Pam's on Fire!

I don't know what's more shocking, the fact that Pam Anderson Lee Rock is going to get married 4 times to Kid Rock (2 x 2) or that she is almost 40! Ouch! Actually, or the fact that she is so tanned she has surpassed orange and just looks dirty...and not in the good way.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Too Busy Dancing on the Ceiling

Why would Lionel Richie be concerned with Nicole's weight?



When Access Hollywood came running to ask Lionel Richie if he was concerned with his daughters weight/weight loss and how it is the big topic of the media, here were his thoughts:

"I'll be honest with you, it hurts me more than it hurts her...I'm the basket case."


You know what, Lionel, I'll be honest with you...it hurts me to look at your daughter because I feel like she is going to break in half. While she does look better than her first few years on A Simple Life, this is way to thin. I feel you can tell you're getting to thin when you suffer from "lollipop head syndrome" (you begin to look like a lollipop - LHS).



Music News, if you will:
  • Gays in Space? Lance Bass has one-two stepped his way out of the closet [Who said that?]

  • Genie in a bottle....of whore-juice? Not this time! Christina Aguilera is toning it down on her new album [Who said that?]

  • Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook...they are officially a couple...a couple of hosts. Looks like they're hosting the 2006 Teen Choice Awards [Who said that?]

  • Is Beyonce's video for De Ja Vu, a big huge let down? Over 2000 fans seem to think so and they've even signed a petition asking her to re-do the video. Seriously? [Who said that?]

I'm Bringing Sexy Back

Wait, was it lost? I'm Bringing Sexy Back is the latest and (er..) greatest from Sir Justin Timberlake. We agree that "sexy" does need to come back. Sex has clearly been missing from the media for quite some time.


Thanks to Timberland, this song is actually pretty good. I know, I know what a horrible thing to say. Good beat, but also we actually don't hear a trace of Justin Timberlake in this song. Yes, we know he's in there, but we can't really tell who is singing and which of the singers is actually him. For us, that is a recipe for success!

Justin was recently interviewed by
GQ and has said that he and Britney no longer talk, but he really wants her to "win." Yeah, we have no idea what that means. Is she going to help him bring sexy back?



Currently, Sexy Back, is not on the
Billboard Top 50, but that doesn't mean it soon won't be. We also haven't checked in a while, but Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" is still at # 5. You don't have to check, just trust us.

While Justin wants to bring sexy back, we want to bring Tito Jackson back. Any ideas on how we would do something like that?

Now, it's time for our daily question to the public properly titled "You Shut Your Mouth When You're Talking To Me." Feel free to chime in on our thoughts and comments. We're ready to take the heat....so we will be staying in the kitchen.

You Shut Your Mouth When You're Talking To Me: Are you all for brining sexy back with Justin or do you think that sexy should stay where ever the hell it was?

I'm Bringing Blogging Back

Yeah that's right! I'm bringing blogging back, some people bring sexy back. So what do we have here you ask? Good question. There are a ton of celebrity blogs out there and there are very few that can fight their way to the top. Well, that's what I'm all about.
Get ready for a pop culture bonanza. Enjoy a little entertainment news, a little music news, a little sports news, and more. I'm the under-dog in this crazy world of celebrity blogging, but I love a good fight and hope to rise to the top, with the help of you of course.
You may not like everything I write and that's ok. I'll put my spin of humor on each posting and if I can make you laugh while you're pissed about my posting well then I've done my job.
Have any thoughts or comments for me. I look forward to hearing them.