Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Screech Wants To "F" Kimberly Locke, Why?

In today's "Wait, Is This Not a Joke?" News, TMZ has reported that on the set of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club, Screech (Dustin Diamond) from Saved by the Bell has allegedly said that he wants to "make a dildo of my c*ck and f*ck Kimberly Locke with it." For those of you who forget, Kimberly Locke was on American Idol. Uh, didn't Kimberly get F'd enough twice a week when she performed on American Idol? After Screech said this on the set, Kimberly stormed off the stage (well probably not "stormed" since she is a little heavy, but she probably did walk sorta fast....then took a break, downed some water, and then continued to walk sorta fast again). The rest of the cast, Tiffany (80's pop), Warren G, and Maureen McCormick (Marcia Brady) also stormed off the set. Producers are no longer, for the time being, allowing Screech to talk with or be near the rest of the cast.

Seriously? What do you do when Screech threatens you? Think. Think. What would Lisa Turtle do (WWLTD)?

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