Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Dick Cheney Almost Killed Overseas


Uh woooooo! Wooks wike someones hunting wabbit again! There was an apparent assassination attempt on Dick Cheney while he was overseas in Afghanistan just moments ago. A suicide bomber, on foot, blew himself up and killed and wounded over 24 people outside of a US military base in Afghanistan. Dick Cheney was completely unharmed and the Taliban claimed responsibility of this attack. Braggers. The Taliban also claims that Dick Cheney was the target or the attack. That's just like the Taliban to always go after the Dick. Oh! Stop me if you heard this. Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Seriously, you gotta love that you can come to ImBringingBloggingBack and read about Victoria Beckham's boobs, get a healthy recap of The Hills, and then read about Dick Cheney. This site has really come full circle.

All kidding aside, no one wants an assassination attempt. However, now that Dick Cheney was actually in danger in Afghanistan I wonder if he now realizes how crazy some of those people are over there. Can we blame global warming for this? Jeeze, that Al Gore won't stop at anything to push his global warming agenda! As a side note, how many people are in the Taliban? Those people seem to be coming out of the woodwork. Their worse than the Girl Scouts.

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