Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Did Beyonce Catch Hepatitis?

Pam Anderson is such a trendsetter! Now it seems like all the celebrities are lining up for their dose of Hepatitis. There is a chance that Beyonce could have caught Hepatitis from the Sports Illustrated party on February 14th thanks to the catering from Wolfgang Puck's restaurant. A worker for Wolfgang was recently diagnosed with the disease and the health department is requesting that anyone who has eaten anything from this company between Feb 1st and Feb 20th to go an get their immune globulin show immediately.

So who was at this party? Well, Beyonce was there since she was on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (still psyched you got chosen for the cover, Beyonce?). Also Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend, Bar Rafaeli, was there and a ton of other swimsuit models. Luckily for most of them they, more than likely, ended the night by forcing themselves to throw up, which may have gotten rid of the Hep.

According to Beyonce's reps are looking into this matter. Somewhere right now Kelly Rolands and Michele Williams are hi-fiving and thanking Jesus that they were never as popular as Beyonce.

As a side note, I know that you can't catch Hepatitis. I'm not a doctor, but I pretend I am. Shhhh! Don't tell the patients at the hospital I work at! Also, my photoshop skills are almost award-winning. Almost.


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Why is Wolfgang Puck so obsessed with diseased LIVER? He thumbs his nose at people who protest his foie gras made from the diseased livers of tortured geese and then he feeds his guests food that may cause disease in their livers. Very unappetizing to hear a chef involved in such things! He should be called Wolfgang YUCK!

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