Thursday, February 15, 2007

Mariah Carey is London's Next Top Model

Congratulations, Mariah, you're still in the running towards becoming London's Well, close enough. Mariah Carey has become the new face of "Pinko" - a London-inspired fashion brand. Mariah has said about this deal:

"I'm really flattered to have been asked to be the new face of Pinko. I first discovered this spectacular fashion house while working in Italy, in my favourite place in the world, the Isle of Capri, while recording my latest CD The Emancipation Of Mimi. I immediately became a huge fan of the brand, and I bought almost everything in the store. So as you can imagine, when I was approached about doing the Pinko campaign I was beyond excited. The clothes are so stylish and fun, and I'm really looking forward to our new venture together."

Yeah, it's going to be a real treat. I am predicting that Mariah will be sued for gaining weight by the company or she'll be cutting their clothes in order to make them shorter and tighter. I mean, it's a real toss up at this point. Be prepared to see Mariah's gigantic forehand in over 750 stores across the globe. Also, be prepared to see Mariah's gigantic globes. I wonder how psyched Mariah will be once she finds out that "Pinko" clothes are cameltoe free? I bet she'll bail and head right to Target.

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