Tuesday, February 20, 2007

MTV The Hills: Are Lauren & Heidi Friends?

Sure there's a war going on in Iraq, but let's face it if you're reading this you probably aren't following the war so much. We have a new civil war taking place right here in the U.S of A between Lauren and Heidi. Perhaps it's scripted, perhaps it's mixed with liquor, perhaps they are having strokes. Let's see how this very special episode of "The Hills" went down. Please continue to read with sarcastic tones.

Why does "Steve Sanders" talk to Heidi like he's in a 1950's drag-racing movie? He's very cartoon-like. The more I watch this, the more I think Heidi looks like Donna Martin (Tori Spelling). Steve Sanders and Donna Martin? So even after Lauren tells Heidi she can't stand Steve Sanders, Steve still buys Lauren some flowers (scripted). To switch things up a bit below are some questions the I have while watching:
  1. How many teeth does Audrina have? What's the normal amount? I feel like she has way more than she should.
  2. How come every time Whitney asks a question it looks like she forgets what she's saying halfway through?
  3. How come Jenn is in every episode now? I hope she doesn't get a spin-off.
  4. If Lauren was sick for the day could Christina Applegate fill in for her? Seamlessly.
  5. Can Audrina overheat due to wearing a winter hat in "the club?" That's danger.
  6. Can they show the "Hollywood" sign 15 more times? Yeah, we get it. California.
  7. If they talk about the flowers that Steve Sanders got Heidi that he ended up giving to Audrina I am no longer watching The Hills or MTV for that matter.
  8. How many personal calls can Heidi take at work in one day? Is there a quota?
  9. When did the Lauren get a cat? How many more times can she toss it around?
  10. Was the fight between Lauren and Heidi the first non-scripted moment of the season?
  11. Will Heidi and Lauren remain friends? Yes. Their reality show careers depend on it.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have a few more questions...

1. Whatever happened to Heidi's puppy?

2. How many teeth do Spencer and Heidi have as well?? Is there something in the water out there?
(Sometimes Audrina has her mouth hanging open and she suddenly closes it as if to cover up those chompers.)

Anonymous said...

3. When will Heidi realize how much of a scum bag Spencr is? How many playmates and recylced bouqets of flowers does it take?

Anonymous said...

3. When will Heidi realize how much of a scum bag Spencr is? How many playmates and recylced bouqets of flowers does it take?

Anonymous said...

Spencer said in the details magazine article with Brody that he is filming a sex tape of him and Heidi. I think Heidi is the biggest idiot to let this loser exploit her. If she does the porno she is even more clueless and stupid then she already looks. Move on Lauren get away from Trashy Heidi!

Anonymous said...

I don't think Heidi will ever realize how stupid she really is. Spencer...hmmm....now does he have a REAL job or does he ride on the coattails of his mommy, daddy, stepdaddy as does Brody? Maybe he rides on Brody's coattails. Spencer is not only butt ugly but the way he talks....he is annoyingly butt ugly. When the player has used Heidi up...she'll be yesterdays old trash like she seems to be.

Anonymous said...

Did Heidi get rid of that puppy? She should have gotten rid of Spencer and kept the puppy. The puppy's turds are nicer looking than Spencer.

Anonymous said...

I think Spenc's teeth are the scariest thing ever!

I do not believe Heidi should be allowed to keep that puppy- if she can't keep friends, how can she be responsible enough to keep a pet? I mean really!

AJ said...

Speaking of "good 'ol" spence's teeth, not only does he have A LOT of teeth, they seem abnormally large. And does he in fact think that he has nice teeth? Because he always seems to have his mouth hanging halfways open with those frightening fangs in full view. My question is, does he have some kind of nasal blockage and needs to have his mouth open like that in order to get his oxygen?

Anonymous said...

A follow-up question regarding Spence...does he have a job? If so, when does he work? The only people that are actually shown going to work seem to be the girls.

Anonymous said...

I was wondering what happened to that puppy too. Remember how set Heid was on getting a puppy? She is too selfish to have a dog. I changed my mind... Spencer told her to get rid of it because it interfered with their time together. I hope it has a good home. Spencer is a loser. I think he manages Brody's career. Yah, I am asking what career. They are both bottom feeders & using the girls from The Hills to be famous. That is why Brody got together when Jen & Lauren & don't forget that Whitney said she went out with Brody too. I think it is also funny how Heidi got a nice car & a fat Chanel bag the second season. She is such a Lauren wannabe. The girl should save her money because her 5 minutes are almost up. I can't believe she chose Spencer a.k.a. Eddie Munster over Lauren. Spencer doesn't have a realty show that pays Heidi's bills. On the contrary, Spencer is using Heidi just like Heidi used Lauren. I better stop... thinking about these people is starting to make me sick although I will be tuning into The Hills in August. Also, I live in Newport Beach & I see the Laguna Beach cast members all the time. They are so full of themselves talking on the phone and texting like they are so important. The worst is that Kendra girl who wears these short shorts with her ass hanging out and these little dresses. She doesn't look it so much on the show but she is one chunky girl. I hope I run into LC so I can ask about the puppy!

Anonymous said...

i missed most of the second season of the hills but from what i gathered from the episodes i did see is that Heidi moved in with spencer is that why lc is so mad? if so, i think its completely stupid of her to get that angry ya spencer is an ugly ass but if heidi wont listen then let her find out for herself. I really dont understand why heidi is so hated the fakest one on the show is lc!I would know, she hosted a fashion show in my home town huntington beach and was a total bitch. She loves herself so much it is sickening!

Anonymous said...

i woud say they could use christine taylor to fill in for lauren if she ever got sick...they look like twins.