Tuesday, February 27, 2007

MTV The Hills: What the Hell is a Jenn Bunny?

Is it just me or is this season of "The Hills" like 549 episodes long? This episode really pulls from the bottom of the barrell and gives random Laguna Beach friend turned random The Hills friend, Jenn, a little camera time. It's Jenn Bunny's (??) 21st birthday and that can only mean one thing: Get drunk, say wicked stupid stuff that you don't think the cameras picked up on (they did pick up on it), and be as annoying as possible (almost as annoying as this site...I said almost). Will Jenn screw over Lauren? Will Heidi make herself look like even more of an ass? Will Steve Sanders create a new catchphrase this episode? Will Lauren do the "ugly cry?" So many questions, so little time. Below are some real philosophical thoughts I've had while watching this train-wreck of an episode.

  • Audrina actually thinks Steve Sanders put a spell on Heidi. Yup. She actually said that. Audrina, do you know you're not in a Mighty Mouse cartoon?
  • With all the money that Jenn's family has you'd think she would have gotten a nose job. No one is that comfortable with themselves. Yeah, I went there.
  • Is Whitney retarded? No, like I don't mean dumb, I actually mean physically challenged.
  • Is MTV forgetting to hit the "sensor" button? At one point Steve Sanders actually says to Brody "Chucks" Jenner that he needs to get in Jenn's back door. No really, he said that. Can you say that on TV? Jim Walsh would not stand for this, Steve.
  • Uh-oh "girls night out" at The Geisha house means "and cue the stereotypical "sake" shots and girls screaming."
  • Oh, by the way Jenn and Heidi are evil whores.
  • Who actually says the words, "he'll mack you ASAP"?? No really, who? Give me their names and addresses.
  • Um, does anyone know that Brody and Lauren were "fake dating?" Why do they all keep trying to hook him up with Jenn?
  • What's a "Jenn Bunny?"
  • Does Myspace pay MTV to have them reference Myspace in every episode?
  • Why do Lauren and Whitney always have to set up the flowers in a straight line at work? Is that work?
  • Jenn hooked up with Brody. Lauren seems surprised. Does she not know she's on a semi-scripted reality show?
  • Best line of the show, "He's a sucky person, he's a sucky person" ~ Lauren about Steve Sanders.

Will Lauren and Heidi be able to fix their friendship after the fight at the end of this episode? Will Jenn ever appear on another MTV California reality show? Tune in next week. Oh, P.S if you haven't read this entire post with a sarcastic overtone you have done yourself a disservice.

10 comments:

Lori said...

Someone needs to assasinate Steve Sanders...yesterday! From the shoulders up he's all hair and teeth and his personality - complete ass.

Anonymous said...

Why are all these restaurants and bars letting them in and serving them alcohol when they haven't been 21 until lately???

Anonymous said...

you missed another gem: "I'm eating carbs for your birthday!"

Anonymous said...

You missed another classic comment: "I'm eating carbs for your birthday!"

Anonymous said...

You missed another classic comment: "I'm eating carbs for your birthday!"

Anonymous said...

I thought of another one: Jenn said to Heidi, Spencer and Brody, "You're my crew. I love you guys." PLEASE!!! Weren't you just trying to stop Heidi from talking to him last week by saying you would throw her phone into your mojito!

Anonymous said...

As far as I'm concerned they weren't her friends in the first place. She should hang out with Whitney, she seems like a respectable girl. As for the triflen whores leave them to take on the town.

Anonymous said...

Are these the best looking girls we could find for a reality show in LA? I can't even stomach a whole episode. Lauren may be the most average looking woman on the planet. Audrina may be the closest thing on the air to Mr. Ed. And all the makeup in the world can't seem to shrink Heidi's jaw. Have we run out of hot girls to put into reality TV?

Anonymous said...

jenn's last name is bunney.....

JennyBunnyEtsy said...

the bitch took my name... damn it!

kidding, it's cool.... evidently she has a big nose, like you say.

I've never watched the hills though.....