Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Wanna See Britney Naked? Be Her Nanny!

According to US Weekly being a nanny for Britney Spears doesn't really entail any "children skills" at all. Sweet, I'm in! What Britney is looking for is (1) someone who is around her age so she can play with you (2) must be able to physically hold child for 23 hours, 50 minutes per day (3) be ready to see a bald Britney naked while she tries on different "outfits" for the night (4) must always be prepared to find a new job, as Britney is likely to fire you if her kids like you better.

Awesome! These are all things I can do. I've never been more qualified for a job in my entire life. Here's the rest of the details from US Weekly and what some nannies had to say:

When Spears is alone with her kids, "she gets over-whelmed," says a source. "She gets so frustrated when they cry, asking, 'How do I make it stop?' But she loves her kids."

Personal Over Professional

"Britney didn't ask me one thing about my child-care experience. She only wanted to know about my personal life."
Friend Wanted
"The agency that called me emphasized that Britney was looking for a nanny who was young and hip because they wanted her to interact with people her own age. Basically, Britney wanted a friend."
Must Like Naked Bosses
"Britney asked me and one of her nannies to come to her room to watch her try on outfits for a party one night – then she stripped down naked in front of us!"
Must Act As Surrogate Mom
"One nanny told me that Britney will hold her kids for 10 minutes and then say, 'I'm done now. You can take them."
Don't Be Too Good
"She doesn't like when Sean prefers the nanny, so she fires them and looks for a new one."


*..Jeru..* said...

Mmmmmm i heard shes out of rehab AGAIN ! is it true? she did it again ?


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Anonymous said...

Do u have to shave her head too?