Right now, somewhere in the world, Mrs. Potato Head is feeling violated. Christina Aguijdkaaafnkjdla has definitely ripped off Mrs. Potato Head's big red lips. Is she serious with that? It looks fake. It actually looks like she used car paint on her lips. Perhaps she did?
Christina was out and about in Santa Monica with her husband Jordan Bratman (Justin Bateman, what?) and dining at the Giorgio Baldi restaurant. Wait, I don't know what three of those words mean. Actually, I know the other one. I don't know what two of those words mean.
Christina's song, "Hurt" just went to #1 in Europe. Sweet. Do they have radios over there?