Thursday, March 01, 2007

Beyonce Sings With Kermit the Frog

In a move that would have been pulled by one Miss Tyra Banks, Beyonce wanted to double up her exposure by teaming up with Kermit the Frog/Shakira. Her new nickname will be Shakira the Frog. Beyonce made Shakira the Frog dress and look exactly like her in the video for their new song, "Beautiful Liar." For me, this is kinda like when Tyra has a whole show just about herself, equipped with Tyra cardboard cutouts, video clips, news footage, etc.

Anyway, if you've seen the video I'm sure you'll agree that it looks like something that cost about $19.95. Wait a minute, I bet they used a Harriet Carter video camera to shoot this! I've said it before and I'll say it again, I just don't get Shakira. She shouldn't be a solo performer, she's more like a group. Her voice changes about 13 times in each song she sings. She's about 1/2 Kermit the Frog, 1/4 Pee-Wee Herman, and 2/3 Ray Romano. Is my math off? Anyway, you get the point. Seriously as Beyonce is singing, Shakira is in the background saying something and I keep thinking, "why is Kermit the Frog yelling at Beyonce?" I probably need this song to be force fed to me 15 more times before I know if I like it or not, but for now it sounds like cats are being strangled while someone is quickly clapping in the background.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ahaha, Shakira needs to clear the "dairy bubble"!