Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Breaking News: Paris Hilton Not a Virgin!


You guys are not going to believe this. Paris Hilton is not a virgin. I know, I know and Milli Vanilli didn't really sing either. It appears that Paris Hilton may have lost her little old virginity to Randy Spelling, the son of Aaron Spelling and brother of Tori Spelling. Randy Spelling has told the New York Daily News that he and Paris had sex when she was only 15 and a virgin. The two were together for 2-months at the time. At one point, these two crazy and pimply kids went to a hotel in Palm Springs for the weekend, but couldn't check in Paris's name because "her grandma was looking for her." Wow buddy, really? You've hit an all time low for publicity. I now refuse to even mention your new reality show.

Oh, and 15...huh? Considering that is 3 years under the legal age of consent in California, Randy is lucky that Chris Hanson of Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" wasn't hiding in her kitchen just waiting for Randy to show up.

Who Said That!?! and Who Shot That!?!

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