Saturday, March 24, 2007

Britney Spears Alive and Wiggin'

Britney Spears is fresh outta rehab and back on the town. With the days of the "anti-Christ" being behind her, Britney felt it was time for some sushi so she "headed" off to Shu-Sushi House Onico. Technically, I don't know what two of those words meant.

Britney is out celebrating after she won a bit of a legal battle against a certain "John Doe" (not me) who was leaking stories about her while she was at Camp Promises Rehab in Malibu. Get ready to get a legal education here at IBBB. This "emergency injunction" is against that mystery person who was blabbing all of Britney's random secrets in rehab. This "injunction" is intended to "restrain the person or persons known as "John Doe"...from further disclosures invading her privacy."

Britney is also trying to force some "U.K. media organizations" to reveal their secret source(s) so that Britney can take specific legal action against them. Oh crap the janitor is screwed!

It's good to see Britney not chained to a bed anymore and with all the different wigs she now has, Britney can really give Jan Brady a real run for her money. Some people are saying that it's going to be hard to tell if it's really Britney because of all of the different color wigs. My thoughts? White trash doesn't discriminate, it knows no color.

1 comment:

Kayla said...

Yeah, the wig is entertaining. Did you hear her complain about her toof ache?