Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Donatella Versace Takes a Digger

Oh, poor Tanatella Versmokey! While she was attending Elton John's birthday fiesta, Tanatella took a major digger (insert Boston accent here ____) right up the stairs and got all wet. Luckily her tan did not wash away in the rain and she didn't rip her dress. Her protective 15 layers of caked-on makeup really cushioned her fall and protected her face from getting all smashed up. As someone had brilliantly noted, check out the look on Teri Hatcher's face in the background. Some say "shock" while I say "botox."

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