Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Eva Longoria Throws Little Girl in Trunk


Uh, does anyone wanna help that little girl out? Yeah you with the camera...taking the picture. Yes, you! Seriously, is Eva Longoria just walking off with this little girl? She'll stop at nothing to have a baby. Nothing! It looks like she's been studying with some of the great kidnappers. She has all the stereotypical things in place such as, being at the mall, luring the kid with life-size bags of snacks, orange soda, and then the simple toss right into the trunk. Now the only thing that Eva is missing is her kidnapper/molester socks. Better luck next time. Oh and the first person who writes in saying that this is just her niece please don't ever read this blog again. Thanks.

1 comment:

Lori said...

I was so struck with envy that Eva's Target has a parking garage that I didn't so much mind the kidnapping thing (again envy -- please kidnap one of mine, I beg!)