Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Hide Your Umbrellas, Britney Has Been Released From Rehab! Run Britney, Run!

As I skillfully reported last night that Britney would be checking herself out of Promise of a New Day rehab it looks like that actually came true. Britney has un-cuffed herself from the radiator in her room and has left the rehab facility after playing the "get well soon" game for 30 days. No word yet if her green umbrella will be spending an additional 30 days at the facility to deal with its anger issues.

Britney's manager, Larry Rudolph, gave the following boring statement:

"[Britney] has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program."

Wow. Interesting. If I had issued a statement it would have gone a little something like this:

"After claiming she was the anti-Christ, wreaking havoc, and declaring jihad on the Promises Malibu Treatment Center, Britney Spears has checked out of the facility to claim she is the anti-Christ, wreak havoc, and declare jihad on the following cities: Malibu, Hollywood, and Los Angeles. Please continue to follow her with cameras over the next few weeks as pictures of her taking her first drink could potentially pay for your new home. Good day."

Who Said That!?!


Agent Bedhead said...



Jenna T's Blog said...

If you want to know the real reason for Britney's meltdown, read this blog and click "Older post" for the next installment.

This blog explains it all.