Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Lindsay Thought She Was as Good as Dead

Here are some new pictures that have appeared out of nowhere of Lindsay No Pants, but we'll get to that in a minute. In regards to her recent appearance at Wonderland Rehab to deal with her love of the drink, Lindsay Lohan has recently told News of the World:
"I was really sick. I went to the hospital and had people sit me down who said 'You are going to die if you don't take care of yourself.' I heeded what they were telling me."

Well, I mean I don't know if she would have died. She would have totally been more fun if that's what she means. A drunken Lindsay No Pants is a lot better than a sober Lindsay Lohan. Drinking made her funnier, prettier, more photogenic, more intelligent, a better actress, and just basically more appealing as a person. I say she had a good 10 more years in her before she needed to play that rehab game. Anyway, I don't know if I fully believe this quote is from Lindsay, as I don't think she uses the word "heeded" or knows what "heeded" means. Oh and I doubt she calls it "hospital." It's "the hospital." Wait, unless she's trying out the fake Madonna British accent. I'm confused.

Back to these pictures. So these have been floating around the InterWebs over the past 24 hours and I haven't seen them before so now you, too, are forced to watch Lindsay make funny (awkward) faces and provide hand gestures (middle finger) to the camera. I never really was a fan of airbrushing or photoshopping, but I totally am now. Lindsay sorta looks like she leaves a ring around the tub.

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