Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Mandy Moore Single, I Submit Application


Multiple Persons Magazine is reporting that Mandy Moore and DJ AM have called it quits about 2-weeks ago. A random drunken source close to Mandy has said that the breakup was "mutual." If by "mutual" the source really meant "Mandy finally realized she was dating DJ AM" then "yes" the breakup was "mutual." Wow, I like to use "quotes." What is even more shocking is that DJ AM is 33 years old. Legit, I thought he was in high-school.

So, I therefore submit my application for dating Mandy Moore. I had to brush it off and cross out Oprah's address and replace it with Mandy's, but I've sent it nonetheless. Bonus points for using "nonetheless" in a sentence.

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