Thursday, March 22, 2007

People Buy J. Lo Cd's?

I'm always amazed when Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx sells some albums. Apparently I've been wrong that J. Glow can't sing because people overseas are buying up her music like their the last 10 flu shots and it's flu season. Yeah, no clue what that was supposed to mean. The photos were taken at Casa de Madrid in Spain as Saint Jennifer was given Four Platinum Discs. Apparently you can use those four discs as currency to buy groceries.

Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx is hoping to prove critics wrong that say she can't sing. Oh, and by "critics" I mean the entire world population (minus Tajikistan, sorry). With J. Glow's new album titled, "Como Ama Una Mujer," which either is Spanish for "Only Dogs Can Hear This" or "I'll Cut You, Bitch!" will be all in Spanish and has the goal of proving that J. Glow "has a surprisingly strong voice." I say just stick to "Waiting for Tonight" and "She Bangs, She Bangs." That was Jennifer Lopez, right?

I can't wait for her new album to make it's way on American radio. Me gusta el hockey. There's nothing I like better than listening to a language I can't understand while driving. Regardless of the lyrics, I will be singing along with the lyrics to "If You Had My Love." I may even throw in a little Macarena while driving. Only my airbag can stop me!

Who Shot That!?!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with you she sucks!