Friday, March 09, 2007

Salma Hayek Pregnant, Engaged, and Short

According to sick son-of-a-bitch and bastard Perez Hilton Salma Hayek is actually knocked up and will be getting married as well. Ben Widdicombe, a journalist with the New York Daily, had first reported the story and Salma's publicist has given him the following statement:

"Businessman, Francois-Henri Pinault, and his fiancee, Salma Hayek, are happy to announce they are expecting the arrival of their first child."

So much for those Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz lesbian rumors. Thanks a lot "Francois." I have no clue who this guy is. After doing a little Google research I learned the following about him in Forbes Magazine:
  • He's 69 years old
  • Citizen of France
  • Married with 3 Children (??)
  • High-School drop out (sweet)
  • Majority shareholder of luxury goods powerhouse PPR (Gucci, Balenciaga, and Stella McCartney)
  • Currently a billionaire
  • Named the 74th richest person in the world in 2006 by Forbes Magazine

So...maybe those Penelope Cruz/Salma Hayek rumors are true! Congratulations to being with child and getting married in no particular order.


Anonymous said...

he was born in 1952, so he's only 44.

Anonymous said...

hey dude or dudette, check ya math,, he's more like 55 yrs old or going to be this year,, lol

Pop Culture said...

I'm just reporting what Forbes stated.....but what do they know?
Regardless, she's marrying her dad.

Anonymous said...

His dad has the same name as him (almost), so perhaps you found information on his father instead.

Pop Culture said...

Brilliance! Let's go with that. Also, I can't read or write so that messes things up for me a lot too. Most of the time I have my "seeing-eye-pony" do the typing for me.

*..Jeru..* said...

waaaaaaaaaaait hes 42 or 55 whatever--- but hes married with kids???????? WHF?!?!


Anonymous said...

More than likely what was read in Forbes is about her fiance. Looking at that dude's photo, he's no spring chicken. Hmmmm....was it love or $$$$$$ that put those two together?