Thursday, April 12, 2007

America's Next Top Model: Someone Put a Tent Over This Circus Please!

Resident America's Next Top Model reviewer, Jenny, is back again to recap all the hijinks and ridiculousness that took place on last night's America's Next Top Model.
  • Finally, Brittany gets her fight wig/weave professionally removed. I wonder if this is covered under her insurance?
  • Tia Mowry makes another cameo. This is two weeks in a row. Still no sign of Jackee from 227 or Tim Reid from WKRP in Cincinnati...
  • For this week's competition, the girls get an acting lesson from Tia and have to memorize a script using 3 different types of emotion.
  • Sweet! It's Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite! This is the highlight of the season. Although, I am sad that he is not wearing his wig.
  • Renee wins the challenge and chooses Dionne as her friend. They win a T-Shirt. Nice. Is it me, or have the prizes really taken a turn for the worse since the $40,000 bracelet?
  • Tricksters! The real prize is a surprise visit from their families. Seeing Renee and Dionne with their babies throws Russian Chick into a downward spiral. She says she really misses her baby. Well, at least I think that's what she said. She could have been saying she was hungry or tired or what-not.
  • For the photo shoot, the girls have to impersonate previous contestants from ANTM while modeling accessories and shoes from Payless. As ludicrous as this is, it's nice to see flashbacks of flesh eating bacteria, a chick passing out at judging and a girl's teeth being ripped out of her head.
  • As the judges review the photos from the modeling session, we see that they have added bubble quotes to all of the pictures. No, I'm not kidding. One of the quotes says "I didn't steal your granola bar bee-yotch!" Someone put a tent over this circus please.
  • Tyra does yet another imitation of a Russian accent.
  • Blah, blah, blah Whitney is told to kick rocks. But not before Tyra can shamelessly plug her talk show by telling Jael that she needs to speak more eloquently in case she is ever interviewed by Tyra. Until next week....

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