Monday, April 09, 2007

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Are Dating. I Officially Had a Shot.

It has been rumored officially 4,562 times that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are dating. Since I am an award winning (award to be determined) journalist I waited for one more instance of these two together before I "reported" on it. Ashlee and Pete were hand and hand (that's how you catch chlamydia I think) while they were leaving Parc just the other night. People were surprised that they were holding hands in front of all the paparazzi. Do I care about any of this? Nope. I'm pissed actually. If this is true, I think I really would have a shot with Ashlee. Oh, and I'm not talking about the old Ashlee that looked like a Fraggle had dry-humped her head. I'm talking about the new nose and chin Ashlee or as I like to call her "the better Ashlee." I've really learned my lesson about being superficial. Oh, and I don't mean that I learned "not to be superficial." I have learned that even if the chick isn't that hot, but is rich you should totally date her because there's always a chance you can talk her into some sort of plastic surgery. Sometime life teaches you some really tough lessons. However, my friends, you are never to old to learn. You may be too ugly to learn, but never too old. Words of wisdom from IBBB, words of wisdom.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ARG pete needs to stay away from that girl, shes nasty & fake.

Anonymous said...

pete is a fucking lair! i'm so sick of him. and if he even complains about people talking about this shit, i'm gonna punch him.

if you dont want to be seen, don't go to Parc!

he obviously wants to be talked about or they would be smarter about where they party.

Anonymous said...

Ok I am sick of this stupid rumor, regardless if its true or not! I wish people would just leave him alot.. then again it comes with the job discription. I love FOB that includes Pete, and I seriously do not care who the hell hes dating!

I personally think they are kinda off and on again, Im sure if they decide to go out, or get more serious or whatever.. he would for sure tell his fans.

Mabe they are just friends though.. I mean, you dont see a picture of them kissing, just holding hands.. I do that with my friends, whats to say they dont?

THINK ABOUT IT!

Love

Anonymous said...

Dude, Pete Wentz and Fall Out Boy are the best! i dont really care who Pete is dating, and the midia should leave Pete alone,and let him live his life!