Monday, April 30, 2007

Britney is not Dolphin Safe Tuna

Hey, everybody does it. Sometimes it's the summer and you're just going to quickly run to the store. Maybe you go wearing your bathing suit. Maybe you even sport some socks and sandals (I've done that). Maybe you go in your pajama pants. That's ok, right? Sure it is. Oh, you know when it's not ok? Yeah, it's actually not ok if you're a single mother of two, 25, wearing your bathing suit with a net over it, and you're typically followed by the paparazzi 24/7, and you know that there is a 99.9998% chance that these pictures will wind up on the InterWeb and/or on the cover of every magazine in the United States and overseas (Canada). Yeah, that's when it's not ok. You have money. Start looking like it.
Britney Spears was looking for a new house the other day in Malibu (conveniently located in close proximity to Promise of a New Day Rehab) with her cousin Ali when she was photographed looking like she got caught in a fish net. Now does this technically make her dolphin safe tuna or not? It's hard to know. It's really a fine line at this point. Do you think she tans uneven in that?


Chris said...

She needs to stop dressing herself.

Lori said...

Dear Britney - please invest in a full-length mirror. Today.