Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Britney Spears: Mother, Stripper, Street-Walker, Mother, Dancer, Mother, and Mother. Mother.


Stripper by day and then stripper by night (with skirt). Hey did you guys know that Britney Spears had kids? Yeah, she's a mom. She's given birth to two children. I know, crazy right? Ahhh, I remember the days when my mom would put on her fishnet stockings, half shirt, brown wig, and Freddie Kruger hat and walk me an my sister to school. Those were proud moments, proud.

Britney Spears was caught going and coming from Millennium Dance Studio in North Hollywood, CA and actually looked pretty good. I mean sure she is all skanked out, but that's a good thing. I hope every ex-hot celebrity who shaves their head and enters rehab comes out of rehab a little crazier and much skankier. Crazier. Skankier. Oh, and with fright-wig. Good day.

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