Friday, April 06, 2007

Britney's New Eyes Frighten Me

Britney Spears was a braless, stain-filled, mess while she quickly went in and out of Ruth's Chris Steakhouse in Beverly Hills the other night with her cousin nearby. According to X17 Online, Britney went into the restaurant at 9:30 and left at 10:15. I figure either she just went in for some shots or she made it halfway through her meal and then freaked out, screamed she was the anti-Christ, and "shat" herself. Sometimes it's tough to have you use a public restroom during an "emergency situation." What? I'm just saying. As a side note, what's up with her eyes? Are we supposed to think those are her real blues eyes? It does take focus off of her "new Jan Brady" wig, but the eyes freak me out a bit. Nothing is that blue, not even the sky. And how come these colored contacts have made her cock-eyed? I'd stay away from colored contacts if that was the side effect.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, colored contacts are also supposedly the cause of Paris Hilton's infamous wonk-eye.