Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Dear Beyonce, You're Not Spanish


Dear Beyonce,
You're not Spanish. I know, crazy right? You may have re-recorded your CD from last year (B-Day) and added some "Spanish tracks" as the kids say, but did you know you're not actually Spanish? You've said you can only sing Spanish and not speak it. I think that's rude. There are talented singers out there (insert sarcastic overtone here ___) who are Spanish, like Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx, who can barely even sing, but can speak Spanish. Let J. Glow ruin music. You just stick to singing songs about "booties" and keep on providing directions like "to the left, to the left."
Thank you for your time.
-IBBB

9 comments:

Sandra Rose said...
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Sandra Rose said...

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Anonymous said...

Is there a law that says only certain people can sing spanish? Mariah Carey, Boys 2 Men, Frank Sinatra, Madonna, Celine Dion, Christina Aguilera and MANY more have recorded songs in spanish but don't speak the language. This is nothing new.

Anonymous said...

Sandra, please shut the f*ck up.... Don't hate on Bey cause she is getting that paper... She can do whatever the hell she wants... If Jojo, Avril Lavigne can do it, why not Beyonce?

Univgurl said...

There should be a law. Get angry all you want, but you know she can barely speak English.

Pop Culture said...

Kids, kids, no fighting now. Beyonce doesn't want to see you fighting. Shakira doesn't even want to see you fighting. Play nice or I'll take your toys away.

Anonymous said...

Beyonc'e singing in spanish is not a big deal, because people sing in languages they cannot even pronounce. The videos are the ones that suck to me. There are reasons why people have 15 songs but choose to have only 4 videos, that way the videos will be the best.Has anyone seen all her videos for the album? They are all the same, the same theme, the same moves and most of all the same i-am-beautiful-deal-with-it-attitude. I am beggining to dislike her attitude. She has the money to make as many videos as she wants but B', don't make videos for the sake of making them. It is not smart.

talisa said...

look bitch dont be fucking hating on beyonce....ur bum ass just mad cuz u aint got shit on her... she can sing what ever fucking language she want and talk how ever the fuck she please...but what she dont need is childish as people like u hatin on her 24/7

Anonymous said...

reality is people are talking about her wanting to be Spanish. beyonce doesn't even want to be black. She even created a song called Creole celebrating her light skin!!She is a money grubbing girl who is singing in Spanish to get the money!!But what is Spanish..lets call it out...Puerto Ricans Cubans Dominican all have African blood and even the Spaniards have African Blood from the Moors and Sicilians too so.....