Monday, April 02, 2007

A Non-White-Trash "Spears"

And now it's time for a "What If" moment at ImBringingBloggingBack. "What If" we just waited for Jaime Lynn Spears to get a little bit older and replace Britney Spears? "What If" Jaime Lynn could sing? It wouldn't really matter, I guess, because Britney can't really sing. "What If" the world got to experience a non-white trash Spears that is prettier and skinnier than the original? "What If" this new Spears could drink because she wasn't too far over the line like the original Spears? "What If" this Spears remained "childless" and "single" unlike the original Spears? "What If" this Spears didn't say "Y'all" all the time and smoke Newport Lights and let her gut hang out of her bathing suit? "What If" this was the better Britney Spears? A Britney Spears 2.0? "What If?" I mean this really is what the great philosophers having been pondering for centuries. One may never know.
Oh, and this is of Jaime Lynn Spears at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards in LA. Apparently she's famous.

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