Monday, April 02, 2007

Skinny Courtney Love Makes Me Want Fat Women

Ok Courtney Love, we get it. You lost some weight. Bad idea. Now look at what you've done! Sure your arms and face look good, but once we scan a little further south it gets a bit dicey. And by "dicey" I actually mean horrific and monster like. This time around, Courtney Love is vacationing on a Hawaiian Beach...with a parrot...and scaring small children. I'm not sure if she lost the weight via a crash diet or perhaps maybe just some increased coke intake. I'm hoping for the later. At least if she's going to be skinny she can be crazy too. Nobody needs a sober, skinny, sane person. Nobody.

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